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Set in 1989, Jake (Harmon), an out-of-work photojournalist who struggles with addiction and a troubled past, takes a job as watchman of a wilderness lodge on a remote island in the Pacific Northwest, alongside veteran handyman Sparky (Granger). Jake sets up a darkroom to develop the photos he shoots, which begin to reveal disturbing premonitions of their future.。宋朝仁宗年间，西夏王举兵侵犯宋朝边境，宋朝元帅杨宗保率兵戍边抗敌，但不幸中暗箭阵亡。杨家年满百岁的佘太君正为孙儿宗保50寿辰设宴庆贺，惊闻噩耗，举家悲痛。朝廷欲割地求和，佘太君压住悲痛，凛然驳斥主和谬论，并亲自挂帅，率领杨门女将奔赴边关抗敌。重孙杨文广也要随军出征，但其祖母柴郡主担心杨家断后，不准他去。佘太君要穆桂英母子比武以定去留。杨文广在母亲暗让和七夫人的帮助下以梅花枪得胜，随军来到边关。西夏王阵前大败，设计欲将杨文广诱进绝谷生擒，但被佘太君等人识破。一番分析后，穆桂英母子、七夫人等人将计就计闯进绝谷，几经波折，得采药老人相助，攀上栈道，然后与佘太君里外夹攻，一举歼灭了西夏兵将。。在青云观上班的小道士林天，得知自己在山下有个绝美未婚妻，当即赶走上香的信众，告诫众人要相信科学后，御龙下山。下山后，林天帮未婚妻苏清婉解决商业危机、救治爷爷、摆平骚扰威胁，最终征服苏清婉，成功牵手。。